Tonight at the mall two things were observed.
1) A group of local guys were looking at what movies were playing at the cinema. They were wanting to see Iron Man, but it didn't get over until 1am. This is the conversation that followed. Note that all of this was in Arab-accented English, except for the profanities. They, believe it or not, were in perfect American English.
Local Arab Teenage Guy #1: Oh man, Oh man, Oh $#@&! Oh $#@&!
Local Arab Teenage Guy #2: What?!?
LATG #1: If we see that I won't get home til after 1!
LATG #2: Man, why do you have to be "curfew man"
LATG #1: I AM NOT A CAREFUL MAN!!!
LATG #2: No, "curfew" dude, "CUR-FEW"
LATG #1 (looking & feeling slightly stupid): oh.
2) Apparently style has gone to the toilet. Apparently, all the guys go into the barber shop and ask for the same haircut.
"yes, hello, I want to look like a dweeb. Can you do that?"
And the girls, all I got to say is, "Oh look, a quilt with tights under it!"
(that is not a reference to the black abayas they wear, it was an actual reference to the "whatever" that is that they are trying to wear and pass off as fashionable)
Just FYI from a man who only owns two pairs of pants and around 6 shirts that are all pretty much the same color.
1 comment:
Iron Man is already out over there? It doesn't release here until Friday. dang
now you see my priorities...haha
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