I figure since I am divorcing my gall bladder tomorrow morning that it is only proper to write a song about it. So this is what I've got so far:
Verse 1:
You've been there all my life.
This quarter century gone by.
If my heart must be known
and the truth hasta come out,
then here's all I've got to say to you:
Chorus:
I've never known such pain
and never felt such hurt.
You been a pain in my side
and its better I cut you out!
Whoooaaa whooaaaaa I gotta cut you out!
Verse 2:
I musta done you wrong for way too long
for the way your treating me.
Well that's just fine, I guess I'm to blame
but remember this you ol' naggin' pain
here's all I've got to say to you:
Chorus:
I've never known such pain
and never felt such hurt.
You been a pain in my side
and its better I cut you out!
Whoooaaa whooaaaaa I gotta cut you out!
[harmonica solo or a really high screaching guitar solo depending on what genre]
The Bridge:
you gotta leave, gotta leave real soon.
the longer you stay the more I know
we could never make it in the same room.
Soooooo I'm showin you the dow (you know, it's "door" but with the country accent so it rhymes)
Chorus:
I've never known such pain
and never felt such hurt.
You been a pain in my side
and its better I cut you out!
Whoooaaa whooaaaaa I gotta cut you out!
Whoooaaa whooaaaaa I gotta cut you out! 3x
So what do you think? I think this could be a sad country song sung by George Jones or a really loud, screaming rock song sung by Stryper.
3 comments:
We are thinking about you Clayton! Hope all goes well!
I think you have a hit on your hands, we need to get it published and recored asap..I am sure there are a lot of people out there who have shared your pain...American Idol here you come!!!!
POPs
Just wanted you to know that I was thinking about you today. Surgery sucks - my gall bladder was sick before and now its gone. Anyway, hope you feel better soon! Still thinking about you.
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