Complete Catch-Up

So, I realize that if this were a mid-afternoon sit-com then it would like one of those that you rush home from school to see (Saved by the Bell, Full House, etc.) and it would be one of those episodes where Zack and Kelly break-up and you are freaking out and then the big "To-Be continued" flashes on the screen and you get mad and through the bag of "RRRuffles with RRRidges" at the TV and scream, "AW man! Come on! Don't do this to me!"

But then you come back the next day and nothing comes on and then the next day and the next day. Nothing. Saved by the Bell communication black out!

I apologize completely. Although I highly doubt any of you are rushing home from Jr. High to read the blog everyday, I feel like I've brought your posting hopes up with Signal's final game, The All-Star game, the Parents coming, and the New House and then.......

nothing....

You've come day after day looking for the resolve of "Zack and Kelly's relationship" and....

Nothing. How rude of me. I realize that none of you are losing sleep, but still it's the principle of it. :)

So this is a "Previously on Two Bull's"

SIGNAL
Signal loses our last game to the number one team (you remember them. The steroid enhanced players of Cozmo) only to team up with them in the All-Star game the next week.

Sidenote: You should have seen our guys with their guys. It was like men teaming up with boys.

But the steroids of Cozmo were no match for the well balanced play of the "Pharm Cord" (the Pharmacy One/Baby Cord mix). We, the Mighty Mighty Sigmo, were defeated in the bottom of the fifth.

Second Sidenote: Haitham, our runt, showed up about half way through the second inning in full uniform, ready to play. Downside: Haitham, while being the most improved player, was not chosen for the All-Star team. I wanted to choose him, but I just couldn't. Too many others on the team deserved the All-Star spot. Sad day. I had to explain to him that he couldn't play in this game, but he was an All-Star in my book. Again, sad day.

THE PARENTS COMING
I am approaching this section with fear and trembling. Between Mom and Dad and their time here I have so many ridiculously hilarious stories. BUT if I were to share them I would embarrass my parents and they in turn would share stories of me from my childhood or post naked baby pictures of me on the web.

Therefore, I will bypass such shenanigans and say that we had a great time. Mom and Dad, thank you so much for the visit. It meant the world to B and me. We look forward to seeing you again soon Lord willing. It was wonderful to have you here and experiencing our world.

THE NEW HOUSE
We have been in the process of moving from a furnished apartment to an unfurnished apartment meaning that we are slowly buying furniture for the house. Example: we've been in the house for two weeks and today I just got a mirror. I walked into the bathroom at Hardee's two days ago and just about scared myself. Me just throwing gel in the hair and shaving without a mirror does not go over well. Trust me.

Last week I had to go to about five different places to pick up a hundred different things, so I had to rent a truck and some movers. Here you don't rent a U-Haul and drive it yourself. You go down to the empty lot where men with big trucks are and you rent them and a couple of Egyptians to do all the work. Well about half way through unloading all of it at the new house I got of good whiff of all the "cigarettes" they had been smoking. Yeah, it was pot. Yeah, I was wondering why they were all in a good mood.

Between the pot smoking movers, the water shooting out from the bottom of the toilet, and the Internet company's, "yeah we are coming tomorrow" for the last week, it’s been a great experience, but the LORD has been good. We are very thankful for the new place. Seriously, it's move than we could have hoped and definitely more than I deserve.


So I hope that catches you up before we start the new season of Two Bulls.

I will do my best to get more posting up once our internet gets working at the new house.